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Joke of the Day
"I kept pulling the string from my Christmas hat and now its half the size Oops, wrong thread"
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"What did the monk say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything."
"What font was used on Wyatt Earp's tombstone? Sans Sheriff."
"Tonight's going to be a good night if I can get that stupid song out of my head. Otherwise, no."
"I wonder if this whole Ebola thing is going to go viral Thoughts?"
"My first time having sex was like my first time riding a bike .. my dad was holding me from behind .."
"How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool? ""Please get out of the swimming pool."""
"""One man's trash is another man's treasure"" is a great quote... ... but it is not the best way to tell your kid that he's adopted."
"Michael Jackson loves the holiday season It starts with Black Friday, and it ends with a White Christmas. I'll show myself out."
"Why can't you ever trust an atom? Because, they make up everything..."