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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the dwarf who failed? He came up short"

"At a job interview: ""What are your strengths?"" ""I'm an optimist and a positive thinker."" ""Give me an example"" ""When do I start?"""

"What do you call a plane on a secret mission? In disguise."

"Kiefer Sutherland is filming next season of '24' in Magaluf. The main villain will be an 18 year old blowing 24 victims up."

"Every time you reach under the couch for something a giant spider must choose whether or not to give up its secure location."

"What do you call safe sex with a horse Trojan"

"I came across a joke on Reddit.... ....and read-it."

"The real reason Hillary Clinton stumbled A tiny plane flew into her."

"Yo mama so fat that black holes revolve around her."

"How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One."