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Joke of the Day
"Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them, they will die."
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"My penis was once in the Guinness book of world records But then the librarian told me to take it out"
"Best of luck to Steven Gerrard, who's retired from not winning the World Cup to concentrate on not winning the Premier League."
"At grandma's. Which means this morning I woke up at 8:45am and was still greeted with, ""Look who's finally up. We thought you were dead!"""
"How do you tell if your roommate is gay? If his dick tastes like shit."
"Wanna Hear a Joke My Ex-wife still misses me... BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER... Ge-Get because marriage is such a terrible thing. -Grucle Stan"
"A girl asked me for a dick pic. I told her sorry, my phone doesn't take panoramic pics."
"No, I'm not an addict I just really really need it."
"You hear the one about the gay judges? Yeah, they tried each other."
"Why did the retired police officer decide to become a DJ? So he could still get to say ""Put your hands in the air."""