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Joke of the Day
"If you have an Oculus Rift... Then you're Luckey."
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"How to decide whether to get A Black PS4 or a White PS4! Well it's really quite simple! It's what you prefer! The Black PS4s run faster however the White PS4s have a better future!"
"currently standing in a crowded elevator by myself holding a plate with a waffle on it everyone looks confused clearly they don't know me"
"The thing about insomnia is 372 raised swirl patterns on the ceiling."
"Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long."
"Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good? because he is a Norsissist."
"what is a feminists favorite branch of mathematics? Triggernometry"
"New Years Resolutions I've decided on a few attainable resolutions... * put on some weight * exercise less * watch some TV, play some computer games * procrastinate (maybe I'll do that later)"
"Why don't mathematicians build bridges? Because they'll never be perfect."
"If you think vests come in 2 different styles Bullet proof and suicide, you may be muslim"