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Joke of the Day
"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre So he gives her one."
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"Germany are welcoming refugees like war heroes because they had never had the chance to welcome the real thing. I'm mean."
"Pro is the opposite of con right? Well then what is the opposite of congress?"
"What do you call a fake pasta? An impasta."
"what idiot named it erectile dysfunction instead of ballzheimer's"
"How did the mathematician deal with his constipation? He worked it out with a pencil"
"How do you access a watersports/golden shower porn site if you don't know the URL? You just use the IP address"
"During lunch I asked my food server which salad she preferred. She said, ""Either one! They're both amazeballs!"" I got a hamburger."
"What is Trump's favorite animated movie? WALL-E"
"What did the man say when he walked into a bar? ""Ouch!"""