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Joke of the Day
"How do you say genius sarcastically? Apple genius."
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"What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher? Ground round!"
"My friend said he's going to a fancy dress party as a small Italian island..... I said don't be so silly."
"A tiny bucket asks to leave work early because he's sick His boss looks him over. Alright you can, i notice you are a little pail."
"I found out today why my father never came home from the store.. The store had a no-return policy"
"An Old woman is having breakfast with elderly husband when she says LET'S GO UPSTAIRS AND HAVE SEX"" he replies ""PICK ONE,I CAN'T DO BOTH"""
"What do you call a spitting vampire? Spatula."
"Neighbour:How's the wife? Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant? Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next"
"I used to date a girl called Anna Ward She was a trophy girlfriend."
"How did the dog make gold soup? He put in 24 carrots."