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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when ISIS attacks? Make a mad Daesh to a shelter"
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"What did the man with five penises say? These underpants fit like a glove!"
"Batman Begins Crossdressing #AddAWordRuinAMovie"
"Jurassic Park- making you afraid of vibrating water since '93."
"The life of a dog living on the street is... ...RUFF, RUFF-RUFF, RUFF!"
"*goes to Australia *sees hot girl *asks if she wants to be my first mate *winks forever *gets punched down under"
"Dogs: OMG YOU'RE HOME! I LOVE YOU!!! Cats: greetings human. as you may have noticed, my food bowl is empty...fill it..I'll be on the couch."
"Horrible joke Getting screwed over by a ex is like learning that your crabs got herpes"
"Knock knock. Who's there? BRAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (it's a whale joke!)"
"How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced? A buccaneer!"