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Joke of the Day

"How many cis-gender white males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. And it would be his privilege to help out."

"Mathematicians have found a new, advanced strand of Ebola... called Hyper-bola I'm sorry :("

"Yesterday 9 asked what's the meaning of life and 6 punched him, but that was yesterday when I was on acid. Numbers don't usually talk to me."

"What's a pilots least favorite holiday? May Day!"

"Life is like photography, we develop from the negatives."

"Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time, too."

"The cable company told me they would send a guy out and I need to be home between the hours of 1pm and 2014."

"Q: How does the blond turn on the light after she has had sex? A: She opens the car door."

"What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails? A cruiseifixion."

"What did the egg play in the movie? The egg-stra."