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Joke of the Day
"What do you call pants that can fly? Peter Pants I just made it up"
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"I blame movies for giving me unrealistic expectations about how long I can look away from the road while driving."
"My voicemail greeting is just me strangling a cat while reading bible passages."
"A man walks into a bar.... ...sits down, orders a beer, and begins to gaze longingly at the barmaid. The barmaid hands him the beer, returns the stare and says... ""Take a pitcher, it'll last longer."""
"What do a German says when you show him a good meme? Danke"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bass ! Bass who ? Bass the salt and pepper please !"
"What do organic mathematicians put in their fireplaces? Natural logs."
"How do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos."
"Did you hear about corduroy pillow cases? They're making all the headlines! Never said it was a good joke..."
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