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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger? A big mac."

"Why cant stormtroopers be fathers? Because they shoot blank and always miss Edit: Can't*"

"There is no ""we"" in pizza"

"A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist: ""I'd like to become the next President of the United States."" The receptionist: ""What are you an idiot?"" Redneck: ""Why is it required?"""

"Banana vs Vibrator"

"What do Pink Floyd & Dale Earnhart have in common? Their last big hit was the wall."

"Mi amigo Jesus is a great work out partner but... He just won't shut up about how he invented *Cross-Fit*"

"My ""Sleep Number"" is vodka."

"Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by."

"Don't forget to get offended today by some retarded shit that has absolutely no bearing on your life whatsoever."