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Joke of the Day

"A bear and rabbit take a shit together The bear says ""dont you hate it when you got shit on your fur?"" ""Not at all"" says the rabbit Then,the bear wipes his butt with the rabbit"

"Why do Africans wear baggy pants? Because their knee grows."

"My friends started a new bar band... Drums, guitars, keyboard and bass guitar. They call themselves 999 Megabytes cuz they don't have a Gig yet."

"By now, I'm pretty sure Scott Weiland was right. He's half the man he used to be."

"Kanye West says he's the Michael Jordan of music. If he's talking about the time when Michael Jordan was playing baseball, I totally agree."

"What do a call a fighting tournament where homosexuals engage in sissy\slap-fighting each other? [Tekken Fag Tournament](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tekken_Tag_Tournament)"

"Sometimes you have to accept that the person you fall for isn't ready to catch you."

"Darth Vader is not that bad... he is the first black guy to admit he is the father."

"Today I extended an olive branch to my enemy. As hard as I could and right in the eye."

"How do you know accountants have no imagination? They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers."