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Joke of the Day

"A solid athiest joke. So, a black man and God walk into a bar. The black man gets served first because God doesn't exist."

"I had my appendix taken out as a child. They said it was useless, but based on my life since then, I'm guessing it controls motivation."

"Eliminate Anime and Islam, and you secure the the existence of western culture for eternity"

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face."

"Pardon the mess, the dog startled me and I threw my shrimp scampi into the ceiling fan"

"Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs."

"Lite: the new way to spell ""Light,"" now with 20% fewer letters!"

"If I have offended you, hurt you, belittled you in any manner, then I want you to know that I was only just getting started."

"What do you call it if an illegal immigrant fights a sex offender? Alien vs. Predator"

"two fish So there were two fish in a tank. The one fish looked at the other and said ""Hey buddy do you know how to drive this thing?"""