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Joke of the Day

"If I have offended you, hurt you, belittled you in any manner, then I want you to know that I was only just getting started."

"Isn't it great to live in 21st century ? Where deleting history has become more important than making one."

"What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street."

"Sometimes I spend whole meetings wondering how they got the big meeting table through the door."

"What's a redditor's favourite sword move? Riposte!"

"If Rapunzel was a brunette, she'd have just opened the front door."

"What do you call a rabbi who plays baseball? Big League Jew."

"What's a cats favorite firearm? A meowser"

"I can't prove it, but from the sound of it, I'm pretty sure there's an injured dolphin stuck in my dishwasher."

"Ok America now is our chance to catch up on productivity, health care, math & science while the rest of the world is drunk & watching soccer"