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Joke of the Day
"Why do black people play basketball? Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal."
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"A physicist notices a man about to jump of a really tall building, he yells: DONT JUMP YOU HAVE SO MUCH POTENTIAL"
"*Puts air guitar back in air case* ""Listen if you wanted a ""real guitarist"" maybe you should put that in the ad!"""
"Home Alone is so unrealistic, the robbers aren't even black!"
"I'm going to be filing a complaint with the shampoo company... My girlfriend recently dumped me and this ""No Tears"" stuff isn't working at all."
"""If I had a Hi Fi"" - the next single by The Palindromes."
"If you read into something enough, it can be offensive. I like puppies"
"What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out? A chewing gum you pervert"
"What does a queen bee do when she burps ? Issues a royal pardon !"
"Where do bee's go to the bathroom? At the BP station."