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Joke of the Day
"Why do black people play basketball? Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal."
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"I was so excited when I saw the Nail Polish advertisement Because I want to sleep with this girl from Poland"
"My chiropractor is open on Martin Luther King Day, which makes me wonder... does he value back history over black history?"
"Her: All the men have jackets on. Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you? Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!"
"Cockroach logic A cockroach can make your girl scream louder than you can. Hence the first part of its name."
"I had sex with a girl and she kept shouting another guys name Who the fuck is rape?"
"Change sentence to tense? Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, ""I killed a person"" . Student: The Future tense is ""You will go to a jail"""
"What's the difference between a group of snowboarders and lifties (lift attendants)? The lift attendants have jobs."
"My dad always told me to treat women like flowers. So I tore my girlfriend apart limb by limb to find out whether or not she loved me."
"Safety Tip: lock your doors and windows before bed. Btw, I love what you've done with the place."