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"""Moooooooo"" - bilingual donkey"
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"Therapist: U need some tools to cope with ur anger Me: Like a sledgehammer? T: No. More like breathing- M: Fire? Can u make me breathe fire?"
"Mr. Rogers misled kids by making them believe that running into people you know is good."
"Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama? They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."
"We've all heard of Whistler's Mother.... But what about Whistler's Father? I guess you could say that he's out of the picture."
"I got kicked out of the army yesterday. They called it a dishonorable discharge.... ....i call it jizzing over the generals face whilst he was asleep."
"I'm glad I'll never know the pressure a black guy has when ""shooting"" garbage into the waste basket."
"""911, please help im dying"" Good cop: help is on the way Bad cop: just suck it up and be a man Dad cop: hi dying, im dad"
"What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino? Helephino."
"Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads? She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs."