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Joke of the Day
"What terrorist group have the most cold blooded killers. ICES ASSASINS... (isis pun).."
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"What's the best time of day? The Spanish Inquisition. . . . . . Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition."
"I was reading in the paper today... about this dwarf that got pickpocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?"
"Why was the gay guy fired from the sperm bank? He was caught drinking on the job."
"how do you make holy water boil the hell out of it"
"This line for the bathroom at Starbucks is longer than kim kardashians whole marriage."
"How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ice cream."
"I broke my arm when I was a kid, my Dad carried me ten miles to the hospital, he has cancer, so that's why my tattoo is hot nurse. -LA Ink."
"Taking home work has never been more satisfying I love being a coroner!"
"A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, ""I slept with a Brazilian...."" The blonde replies, ""Oh my God! You slut! How many is a *brazilian*?"""