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Joke of the Day
"My wife and I were extremely happy for 20 years ....and then we met."
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"What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell, she's holding a grenade !"
"I'm confused, if all these rappers really are the genuine article like they claim, then who are all these phonies they keep talking about?"
"Forgot it's April fool's! What's the simplest way to really quickly get some friends so I can prank them?"
"They called it the Fiddle Motel..... ....but it was a vile inn."
"""DO NOT TOUCH"" Must be the scariest thing to read ... ... in Braille."
"What do you call a rhetorical fish? Sharkasm."
"Titanium is a most amorous metal... When it gets hot, it'll combine with anything."
"Did you hear the joke about the Irish city? You'll be Dublin over in laughter when you do."
"One tub of crisco. One body pillow. One box of condoms. One cashier. One wink. One awkward moment."