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Joke of the Day

"I'm still drunk with power after a Jehovah's Witness asked, ""'Can I ask you one question?"" & I said, ""I think you just did,"" + kept walking."

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"Knock Knock.... P2:Whos there? P1:A bonus P2:A bonus who? P1: A bonus something a dog likes to chew on"
"How come Donald Trump is on the frontpage of Reddit so much? Its all reposts from Hitler"
"Thanks, Santa! I totally wanted a hangover!"
"Rap videos are completely unrealistic. Nobody has that many friends."
"jokes about depression used to be funny.... now they're just sad."
"googling ways to dispose of a body,mostly to freak out the douche behind me who keeps staring at my laptop screen"
"What animal is best at hitting a baseball? A bat!"
"Chuck Norris's Daughter Lost her Virginity... He got it back."
"[6:00pm] i will not snack tonight i will not snack tonight i will not snack tonight [11:00pm] yay i did it! [11:01pm] *preheats oven*"