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Joke of the Day

"I'm Anti-Choice. I think EVERY woman should have an abortion."

"What's a Mormon's favorite sexual position? You'd probably think it's missionary, but i'm pretty sure they'd try the back door if they had the chance."

"Sound smarter than you are: end words with ""eaux"" and sentences with ""if you will."" If you're pissed, ""quite frankly"" adds a nice touch."

"There are three different types of people in the world... those who are good at math, and those who Just can never grasp it.."

"Happy Valentines! A little early I know, but l suffer from premature congratulation"

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? AYEE ya thought it be ARRR but it be the 'C'!"

"Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred? Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat."

"Why can't youplay UNO with Mexicans? Because they'll take all of your green cards."

"I wish everyone would stop vaccinating their children. It's really cutting down these lines at Disneyland!"

"Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are."