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Joke of the Day
"I'm Anti-Choice. I think EVERY woman should have an abortion."
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"Why can't deer get marred? Because they can't elope"
"My internet connection is just like my Ex-Girlfriend Unstable"
"The Wizard of Oz, synopsis. Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again."
"When someone says ""excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable"", how long are they usually gone? Two days seems like a long time."
"Why was Cinderella able to surf the web? Because he footman turned into a mouse."
"Every single time I give my heart to a girl... She Brexit."
"I like to spend my Sunday night wishing it wasn't Sunday night."
"As ice water runs down my face I conclude, ""Boy, you sure like to eat bread!"" is not a comment a lady on a dinner date enjoys hearing."
"There are marriages that end well... ...and others that last forever."