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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred? Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat."

"What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds? Any kind you want, there's twenty of them."

"There are two types of people in this world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data...."

"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't like my pizza burnt."

"How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes? Very satisfying."

"I was eliminated as a contestant on Fear Factor after running screaming from a bee."

"What do get when you mix two breads? A hy-bread"

"Hate the political process, not the politicians. Nah, who the f*#k am I kidding? Hate those politicians!"

"Imagine if people still used typewriters! We'd have to sit in a giant circle and throw pieces of paper at each other."

"What is a traitor? A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it."