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Joke of the Day
"Why can't youplay UNO with Mexicans? Because they'll take all of your green cards."
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"Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole? A dead baby shot out of a snowblower."
"Boy To Girl Boy : You are the most funniest & most beautiful girl I've ever met. Girl : You just want to screw me , Don't you ? Boy : Wow ! and smart too ... !"
"All women have an hour glass figure - it's just that they all tote around different amounts of sand."
"Accountants are very clever opponents. They are used to being underestimated."
"How many of you guys experienced this? Damn! I don't have spare keys either."
"Painted my computer black hoping it would run faster... Now it just doesn't work."
"You should be wearing a jersey so i dont have to ask for your name or number"
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? because the 'p' is silent."
"Why wasn't Hitler allowed at the barbeques? He always burned the Franks."