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Joke of the Day
"I lost 50 pounds once sadly I was in England at the time."
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"Sees 40+ notifications. Starts to wonder if I accidentally uploaded a nude."
"""The book was way better"" - hobo trying to burn a DVD for warmth"
"How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? it's a pretty obscure number.... i'm sure you haven't heard of it."
"Q: How's your visit in North Korea? A: Can't complain ..."
"I am one bottle of shower gel away from being able to open my own Christmas gift shop in my shower."
"Why is six afraid of seven? Seven made six confused."
"Why did the storm trooper buy an iPhone? Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for."
"Why did Chewbacca cross the road? WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!"
"What has two arms,two legs and eats ants? Uncles"