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Joke of the Day
"What has two arms,two legs and eats ants? Uncles"
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"So I entered a race where we had to sprint the length of a 12 inch ruler It was a foot race"
"Why will Donald Trump never have an amputation? Because you can't stump the Trump."
"What criminal doesn't take baths? A dirty crook."
"Dont worry people, you can still wear your LiveStrong braclets. Just cross out the V."
"I was so poor growing up... For my 12th birthday, I got half a cake with 6 candles next to a mirror."
"A woman walks into a bar Oh, I just wanted to say ""a woman walks into a bar"" because the jokes always start with ""a man walks into a bar""."
"Good thing the silica gel packet that came with my shoes was marked ""DO NOT EAT"". I assume all new shoes come with snacks."
"CLEVELAND: We want a championship. DEVIL: ok, but you'll have to host the Republicans. CLE: ...Fine. DEVIL: Trump's the guy. CLE: We want 2."
"The best part of the Grammys was Justin Bieber not performing"