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Joke of the Day
"Q: How's your visit in North Korea? A: Can't complain ..."
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"A repost walks into a bar... ....Nah, nevermind. You've probably heard it before."
"[OC] What do you call a rodent that sells illegal guns? An Armadealer"
"I had a pet owl that like to sing songs to me... ...it was really a hoot."
"Call a girl beautiful 1,000 times and she'll never notice. Call a girl fat once and she'll never forget it. That's because elephants never forget."
"""Is it not funny or am I just not getting it?"" ~ Everyone reading a newspaper comic strip"
"Just found out that 'aaaaarrrrggghhhh' isn't a real word I can't tell you how angry I am"
"Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels."
"I can almost always tell when a movie doesn't use real zombies."
"What do blind people drive? A cataract."