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Joke of the Day

"I'm no political expert, but as far as I can tell the Republican strategy seems to be: ""oh you think BUSH was terrible?"""

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"what is Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner's latest award? Tripod of the year."
"There are 3 kinds of people in this world Those who can count and those who can't"
"did you hear about the circus fire? it was intense"
"So my biology teacher asked me what are in cells... I said ""black people"" and somehow that wasn't right"
"You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams."
"I'm my own boyfriend when it comes to farts"
"Relationship Status: changing locks"
"My idea of Hell would be Ben Affleck reading me a sushi menu in his ""Boston guy"" voice."
"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are about a dollar seventy nine, deer nuts however are just under a buck"