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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Muslim woman wearing oculur rift or a VR headset? Stealth Bomber"
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"guy: my dog just died girl who studied abroad: wow that reminds of this one time in Europe i saw a dog"
"I just heard an add on the radio stressing the importance of healthy muscles and it inspired me to bend my elbows more while eating cake."
"Chinese takeout, $15.00, gas to get there, $1.50.... ... Getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes. ... ... Riceless."
"French-related joke (semi nsfw) When does a Frenchman get his morning wood? A bonne heure."
"Jesus was white If there's one thing I learned in church, it's that the man was a cracker"
"as your casket is lowered into the cold, fresh earth, i lean down to you, my love, and whisper my final word...""unfollowed"""
"Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off? So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school."
"Know what I call girls who run faster than me? Cardio"
"The awkward moment when you're wearing Nike's and can't do i"