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Joke of the Day

"Why are black people good at basketball? Because it's all about shooting and stealing."

"Why does Beyonce sing ""to the left, to the left?"" She's secretly a NASCAR fan."

"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar... The bartender asks ""why the long face?"""

"just saw someone I love eat pizza with a fork & knife and this just really goes to show that people are monsters and you can't trust anyone"

"Whenever my parents talk about the good old days' they always seem to stop at 1979. Which is pretty cool, because that's also the year I was born... wait... what?"

"Failed my biology test today... ...They asked, ""What is commonly found in cells?"" Apparently ""black people"" wasn't the correct answer."

"Some people should be dipped in vagisil Maybe then they wouldn't be such irritating cunts"

"I've managed to build a car without a reverse gear or a steering wheel. It's pretty straight forward really."

"What does a nerd and a bad baseball player have in common? They both can't get to first base!"

"Son your teacher called, she said you wrote ""AQUAMAN RULZ"" all over your math test. [sigh] First of all, Aquaman doesnt have any good powers"