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Joke of the Day

"I hate how the losers of every election maintain such a high view of themselves... They're conceded"

"I need a girl that appreciates the little things. So when I take my pants off she will be excited."

"What do you call it when you build a second portal on minecraft? Anether(another) Nether"

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? I can't marmalade my dick down your throat."

"What did cinderella do when she got to the ball? choked"

"An invisible man attacked me while he was masturbating. He came out of nowhere."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anne Boleyn ! Anne Boleyn who ? Anne Boleyn alley !"

"Think I will wear my SUPER BITCH cape today"

"""Dad, I'm suicidal."" ""Hi suicidal, I'm dad."""

"Did you hear about the guy who picked up a leper at the gay bar? [NSFW] After he pulled out, he got himself a nice piece of ass."