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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? I can't marmalade my dick down your throat."
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"Chuck Norris VS Superman Chuck Norris and Superman once agreed to a fight, the loser had to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants."
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"What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety? Squirrels; they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells."
"If a tree falls in the forest with no one around to hear it... Does a hipster still buy the soundtrack?"
"What was the problem with the midget prostitute? She was always selling herself short."
"What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government? Formed a coustic d'etat"
"Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday? Sun of a beach"
"What does Egyptian airport security have in common with Los Angeles airport security? Both have LAX security."
"Text from my nana: ""What is a diss track?"" Don't worry about it u prune gash"