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Joke of the Day
"What's Jared from Subway's favorite chord? A flat minor"
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"Marriage consists of three rings.... engagement ring wedding ring and suffering"
"What happens when ducks fly upside down?? They quack up"
"What does black people and Deutsche Mark have in common? Both are outdated currency."
"Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair? Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud"
"I call my dick Ambidextrous Because I fuck girls left and right."
"[introducing myself to new boyfriends parents] ""Hi, I usually don't make it this far"""
"Why do farts smell? So that deaf people can enjoy them too."
"Walk into a pawn shop with a ponytail & a handlebar mustache & they treat you like Ray Liotta walking thru that restaurant in Goodfellas"
"Person 1: ""Have you seen that new movie about the tractor?"" Person 2: ""No, but the trailer looks good."""