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Joke of the Day
"What's a dish best served cold? Air condish."
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"Words can't even describe how beautiful you are. But numbers can, 3/10."
"You have the circle if light, but what do you call the circle of death? A noose."
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged and took it like a champ"
"If I were a fashion designer I wouldn't spend any money on advertising but rather pay old people to wear my competitor's clothing"
"Men are like floors... Lay them right the first time, and you can walk all over them."
"Have you heard Julian Assange never spends more than 20 seconds in the restroom? Yeah, he's infamous for his quickieleaks."
"What do crocs and getting a blowjob from a man have in common? They both feel great until you look down and realise you are gay."
"To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present, they are due back at the library today."
"Customer: How come the Board of Health hasn't come in and closed you up? Waiter: They're afraid to eat here."