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Joke of the Day
"What is the worst part of eating vegetables? The wheelchairs."
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"My printer has a drug problem And it just can't stop!"
"What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta? Maaaac"
"TIFU Reverse Cowgirl"
"I have information that will lead to Hillary Clinton's arrest. [deleted]"
"Me: *braids girl's hair* Girl: *turns around, terrified* Me: The movie was boring me... *leans back in seat* *eats popcorn*"
"What did Japan say when it heard the US had an atomic bomb? Did you make that Fermi?"
"What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy? The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!"
"So a hunter walks in to a bar and says, ""Bear with me""."
"When you think about it, Steve Irwin died the same way he lived his life. With animals in his heart."