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Joke of the Day

"So I just saw the new fifty shades of grey movie It was pretty Greyt"

"Children with gay fathers as parents, I seriously sympathize you all It's not easy growing up with twice the dad jokes."

"pull my upvote"

"Some people have trouble sleeping... ...but I can do it with my eyes closed..."

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black."

"Spain at the 2014 World Cup"

"Marriage teaches you a lot about yourself. For instance, I've learned that I don't need to use so many paper towels, and they're expensive."

"[telling a scary story to a group of moths] and when she opened the door..[holds flashlight to face] she- AH GET OFF OF ME YOU GUYS"

"What did dick say to the condom? I'm going in cover me !"

"What's the lightest thing in the world? The penis, Because we can lift it with a thought."