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Joke of the Day

"I think the most romantic thing a woman can do for a man on Valentine's Day is to have a vagina."

"Somebody stole my mood ring... I don't know how I feel about it."

"What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back 4 seconds"

"I feel the same away about the porn industry that I do about the meat industry. They both make great things, but I wish they treated the meat a little better."

"I hate when you tell someone you're bored, and they suggest getting together. Then you have to explain that you're not quite that bored."

"BREAKING NEWS A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case."

"Did you hear about the Murfreesboro muddlebrain whose father told him about the birds and the bees? The next day the Tennessean was stung by a bee and thought he was pregnant."

"I have developed an intolerance to gluten- -free people"

"Thanks autocorrect. I wanted her to know that I shaved my duck."

"I discriminate against people who lose digits on their feet to frostbite. I guess you could say I am lactose intolerant."