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Joke of the Day
"I ran into my ex-wife the other day So I backed up and hit her again, I miss her sometimes"
Next Joke
"hey teens ! if you think you're angry now, just wait until you have to spend your own money on toilet paper."
"You can tell your life sucks when you run into traffic and the cars go around you."
"You know what they say about poorly produced pornography... You never see it coming."
"Why did the blonde have a sore belly-button? Because she had a blond boyfriend."
"WHAT DO WE WANT?! A CURE FOR TOURETTE'S! WHEN DO WE WANT IT?! CUNT!"
"What's a pedophile's favorite musical key? A minor Hahahahahaha I'm making music flashcards and I'm soooo bored :/"
"I really don't know how to put this but I think I am allergic either to peanut butter or dog saliva."
"only joke i ever made up.. What did the papa pear tree say to his effeminate male son? GROW A PAIR!"
"What is the square root of 69? Ate Something! (""8 something"", actually 8.306)"