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Joke of the Day
"You know what they say about poorly produced pornography... You never see it coming."
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"""Grandma why don't you drink tea anymore?"" ""I don't like it ever since that tea bag got stuck in my throat."""
"Every time a baby gets named Shaniqua, a job opens up somewhere."
"A redneck won't let his son marry the girl down the way... He told his son, ""If she ain't good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for you."""
"If there was a championship for the world's biggest loser, Hillary would take second place. Because she can't win anything."
"Failed my wasp collection exam. Got a bee."
"""Why don't Mr. and Mrs. Smokey the Bear have any children?"" ""I give up, why?"" ""Because every time Mrs. Bear gets hot Mr. Bear throws dirt on her and beats her with a shovel."""
"a bloodbath has got to be the least effective type of bath"
"I love math but you know what I find odd? Numbers that aren't divisible by two."
"How does Satan measure his mass? In pentagrams."