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Joke of the Day
"Dark humour is like food Some people just don't get it"
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"What do ISIS and cats have in common? They're both a bunch of pussies. Credit to Stephen Colbert."
"What do you call a two-legged-dog A puup"
"Why did the entrepreneur decide to go into the landfill business? He heard it was a growing field."
"The real difference between Obama and Trump Obama makes jokes. Trump is a joke."
"Cop: FREEZE, DON'T MOVE!!! Me: *stops moving* Cop: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND Me:... Cop: NOW! Me:... Me:... Cop: for the love of god...unfreeze"
"Somewhere in another dimension there is a Lingerie store called Victoria Secretes where all the panties already come with discharge on them"
"My original account got suspended for aggressive behavior and they haven't even seen me in bed yet."
"Leading cause of automobile accidents I bet the leading cause of automobile accidents for bodybuilders is flexing while driving..."
"""You lie like a doge!"" I tell my wife. ""So deceit!"" I add. ""Very fraud!"" I mention. ""Much fiction!"" I point out. ""Wow,"" she says."