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Joke of the Day
"Dark humour is like food Some people just don't get it"
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"Based on how I startle when toast pops up, I will never look cool walking away from an explosion."
"I had to steal this one... The best thing about 9/11 was my house climbed 2 spots in the world's tallest building ranks."
"Sometimes I just sit in the Target parking lot blasting ""Gangstas Paradise"" out of my Prius."
"""What doesn't kill you makes you smaller!"" -ask Super Mario"
"I'll never forget my little girl's first words... ""Where are my parents?"""
"How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hella."
"What great song is associated with hamburgers and baseball? 'Steak Me Out to the Ballgame'!"
"What did the magician say to the cell? Might I conjure Ya?"
"What do catholic body builders lift? Their guilt."