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Joke of the Day

"Knock-knock... ""Knock-knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Control Freak - now you say 'Control Freak who?'"" :)"

"Why did Sara fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock..who's there..Not Sara."

"Descartes walks into a bar and orders a drink. He sips it for a while, and when he is finished, the bartender asks him if he'd like another. Descartes says, ""I think not"", and disappears."

"What do you call a gay T-Rex? A Dino-sore-ass."

"Who was the best boxer of all time? Jim Jones, he knocked out 909 people with one punch!"

"What's that one place in Thailand called? Ahh Phuket. Nevermind."

"I heard a Hong Kong-based company is going to build the Grand Canal in Nicaragua. Won't yellow fever be a problem?"

"I think I'm done clapping for stuff. It's enough already."

"In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris."

"What do orphans get at Christmas? Lonely."