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Joke of the Day

"What do you say to pick up Adele at a bar You had me at *hello*"

"My wife yelled, ""This is the LAST TIME I'm going to tell you to take out the trash"", and I thought, thank goodness THAT is finally over."

"A pun loving old man forgot to order his tombstone before he passed away This was a grave mistake"

"I don't understand women. I also don't understand how a car works but I still drive it."

"God's first concept for a long-necked quadriped was just a rough giraffe."

"""White Purr!"" - Ku Klux Kat"

"The Joys of Horse-riding by Jim Kama"

"Its been really hot in Seattle lately, so I converted my dishwasher into an air conditioner the other day. How? I handed my wife a hand fan to keep me cool."

"How do dog catchers get paid? By the Pound!"

"Q: How can you tell if it's a trombone player you're kissing? A: You feel his hand going up your ass!"