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Joke of the Day

"How do dog catchers get paid? By the Pound!"

"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom? A pickpocket snatches watches... Edit: Sentence inversion"

"You can tell a lot by the way a woman walks. Like if she walks away, she's probably not into you."

"I have no idea what Steampunk is except that it must be healthier than Fried Punk."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints!"

"You'll NEVER guess who I came across the other day... your MOM!"

"I used to date an electrician but we had to break up... There was just no spark."

"What's the same about Mexican and Black people? Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)"

"Did you hear the shocking news about Yahoo this morning? Apparently they still have 500 million users."

"A very lame Hitler Wordplay joke. What Does Hitler hate most about Breakfast? The *Juice*."