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Joke of the Day
"I've just been diagnosed as Colorblind.. I know, it certainly has come out of the purple."
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"You guys ever hear the one about the man who ran naked through the church? They caught him by the organ."
"When 2016 has to kill one more thing Mariah Carey's career"
"What does laundry day and the 1950's have in common Color separation"
"Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3? Because in charge Yoda was."
"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a well known six offender"
"Boko Haram have really had a radical change in direction since their Whiter Shade of Pale days"
"Hey bartender, I'll take an entendre... ...on second thought, make it a double."
"Microsoft Word just suggested that I change ""you're"" to ""you is"" so yes, I am very very afraid of what the future of education holds."
"The UK is horrified by even the slightest glaze of snowy weather. I ordered a bowl of Frosted Flakes this morning and they closed the roads."