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Joke of the Day

"Boko Haram have really had a radical change in direction since their Whiter Shade of Pale days"

"Why did the cat stop singing? Because it was out of tuna."

"When a woman puts on a low cut shirt, she's basically saying she wants to win all arguments for the day."

"I'm not saying you're on twitter too much, but your six-year-old is running an arms trade with the Mexican drug cartel out of his tree fort."

"Why cant you play cards on a rowboat? Because you're sitting on the deck..."

"How do you identify a Vegan, Crossfitter, Navy SEAL, or tranny? Don't worry about it, they will tell you."

"This bathroom stall was quite a find. Not only does the toilet paper come in a book but it also has its own phone and a view of the city."

"What did the urban dog say to the other urban dog? Wad up Dawg?"

"Why do French tanks have rear view mirrors? So they can see the battle!"

"Just because I quit smoking doesn't mean I gave up getting up and randomly leaving the room for 10 minutes."