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Joke of the Day

"Microsoft Word just suggested that I change ""you're"" to ""you is"" so yes, I am very very afraid of what the future of education holds."

"Officer: madam swimming is prohibited in this lake. Lady: then why dint you tell me when I was removing my clothes? Officer: well, that's not prohibited."

"How do you make a hormone? Kick her in the shin."

"I bought a thesaurus from Walmart and the pages were blank.. I have no words to describe how angry I am"

"What is not the answer to this question? Not this."

"My wife was abducted by a gang of mimes. They did unspeakable things to her."

"Last time I did drugs I dated an All-In-One Printer for 3 days, so no thank you."

"Why wasn't Hitler invited to the BBQ? He always burns the franks."

"What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path? Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants."

"Never trust an Adam... ...because they make up everything."