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Joke of the Day

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a well known six offender"

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"What do bullets and I have in common? We don't miss Harambe."
"Why does ISIS call camels ""Ships of the Desert""? Because they are full of ISIS seamen."
"A good way to force people to feel whatever you're feeling is to hum in public"
"What do you call a mix Mexican-Jamaican rock climber? A caribeaner."
"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass"
"How do you fix a broken website? With stick e-tape."
"[interview] ""Tell me about a time you defied authority to achieve a goal."" Me: no"
"I'm not real good about sharing my feelings unless I hate you."
"What do you call a sunburnt santa? Crisp Cringle"