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Joke of the Day
"How do you know you've found Christopher Walken's house? It has a recognizable gait"
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"My ex left me for an attorney. It makes me smile every day to know he hasn't won an arguement for 15 years."
"Have you ever had sex while camping? Its fucking in tents!"
"Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker? They say he had locomotives."
"If Philae finds an inhabitant on the comet what would be its first words? I'm a Comedian ^((because people from Mars are Martians)^) ^^And. ^^I'll ^^show ^^myself ^^out"
"Girls with long nails explain to me your life. Like, do you not touch things? Do you enjoy dirt?"
"I will raise my son to treat your daughters like spoiled princesses, but only if you don't raise your daughters to think they are. Deal?"
"2 Penises rob a bank 2 Penises are busy robbing a bank. All of a sudden a vibrator bursts through the doors. The one penis says to the other: ""Oh fuck! It's RoboCop!'"
"Did you hear about the lunatic who tried swimming in the river in Paris? He was in seine"
"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers"