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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the lunatic who tried swimming in the river in Paris? He was in seine"
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"Why do black men have nightmares? We killed the only one who had a dream."
"My son got sent home from school today for chewing gum in class. I had to phone the teacher and explain to her that he's only trying to give up smoking."
"Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone? She thought children should be seen and not herded!"
"Fey items are full of irony."
"What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Tennish"
"A cat got run over A little boy told his teacher that his cat got run over its ass and the teacher said its thats terrible but its called a rectum. the boy said: rectum? it near killed him."
"X/y If Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner were to go missing, would they put his/her picture on a half n half carton?"
"What's thr difference between the chinese and racism? Racism has many faces."
"What do you call an Italian with two broken hands? Mute"