220328

Joke of the Day

"I will raise my son to treat your daughters like spoiled princesses, but only if you don't raise your daughters to think they are. Deal?"

"You and a friend Jack go horse back riding. Jack is short and cannot get off his Horse. Would You help Jack Off His Horse!!??"

"*calls lost & found* Me: Have you seen my patience? L&F: Hold on a second. Me: *click*"

"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"Fighting a war on drugs beats fighting a war sober"

"Two peanuts were walking down the street.. And one of them was assaulted."

"I accidentally walked in on my daughter masturbating with a cucumber and I immediately shut the door. ""Ewe gross, I was going to eat that later, now it's going to taste like a cucumber"""

"What's the opposite of Easter? Wester"

"What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch? Names."

"This Is A Dirty Joke A white horse fell in the mud"