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Joke of the Day
"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers"
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"What do you call your friend from Prague who beat you at chess? Your Czech mate"
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"What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure? Cottage cheese."
"I heard Samsung is making a feature film They're calling it Total Recall."
"If Apple made cars... ...would they have Windows installed?"
"Bono and the Edge walk into a bar Barman says ""not you two again"""
"DOG BALLS Q: What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement? A: Sparky."
"What do you call a Greek philosopher who plays hard to get? A socra-tease Made this one up myself. I'll be here all week"
"When is a single gay man's favorite time of the day? When he takes a shit."