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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious"
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"How can you tell if your buddy is gay? His dick tastes like shit."
"[couple who talks via walkie talkie] GIRL: [into walkie] this relationship is over, over GUY: *cries into walkie* it's roger isn't it?? over"
"A pithy Mexican enters a store... and he said: ""two bags of chips, pork flavor!"""
"I'm a cop and I got caught choking the chicken in public I was revoked of my badge and sentenced to three years jail time. The chicken filed a civil rights suit and received 3 million in reparations"
"Scientists researched if cheetahs could drive more than 60mph The results were catastrophic"
"Is your name Jingle Bells, cause you look like you go all the way"
"yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down."
"Have you heard how busy the Samsung customer care lines are? Their phones are blowin' up!"
"my sex life is a lot like the bible mostly imaginary and with not much chance of a sequel"