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Joke of the Day
"What do Japanese men do when they have erections? Vote"
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"Long underwear is the fur that God forgot to give us."
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"What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back."
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"Why do birds fly south for the winter? because its too far to walk!"